Kids Say the Funniest Things

Edna was telling me about her 7 year old grandson, Ian. His parents, Randy and Laurie were asking him if he knew what wonderful thing would come next April? Ian thought a minute then said, "April Fool's Day and Easter!" "No," said Randy. "It's something that has 2 eyes and 2 ears." "A hamster" guessed Ian excitedly. I cracked up here. So they told him and he called Edna and George that he was going to have a little brother. Then he added to Edna "I hope Mommie feels better soon. She's not been feeling good for 2 months." Edna reassured him that it would pass. Later on, they attended his ball game and his grandparents were talking to another woman who thought she had a virus and wasn't feeling good. Ian piped up "If you keep on feeling sick, it's because you're having a baby. That just happened to my Mom!"